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MY WIFE STABS PEOPLE CREWNECK
$54.00
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Love hurts. Literally.
This crewneck says what everyone’s thinking (but only you are bold enough to wear): MY WIFE STABS PEOPLE — and you’re weirdly into it.
Soft, sinister, and dangerously comfortable, it’s perfect for our fans and anyone whose love language is “mild threats and aggressive loyalty.”
Model is 6" wearing size L/XL, probably under close supervision.
Care Instructions:
Wash inside out in warm water. Lay flat to dry — sharp objects and hot dryers don't mix.
100% COTTON
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